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mjsheartisstillbeating:

personalgrowthforsale:

lemonvortex:

lemonvortex:

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Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

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ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

Why do women hate innovation?

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Originally posted by fallontonight

Posted 1 hour ago

‘Temporary’ Names

captainamericacrunch:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

Posted 1 hour ago

aeiously:

badjokesbyjeff:

So far, 2019 seems odd.

Like every other year.

I have a PhD in math, so I understand this joke. Let me know if anyone needs me to explain it.

Posted 21 hours ago

yassmines:

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

(Source: abdulraveman)

Posted 2 days ago

destinymoonart:

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

(Source: princessaran)

Posted 2 days ago

ajani-on-the-spot:

gehayi:

berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:

plasmalogical:

paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

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Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.

There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.

(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)

“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

Posted 2 days ago

draumbooty:

blessed-with-southern-sweetness:

chancethereaper:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

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This makes me so uneasy

You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it

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mundanemerman:

theprettyboysclub:

2rsquared:

venusian–eye:

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.

Posted 2 days ago
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lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

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Posted 2 days ago

m86:

xtec:

m86:

yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit*
me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me

gemsona

fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y

Posted 2 days ago

sixpenceee:

The 2 ways of bathing via Jen Drake

Posted 2 days ago